Monday, October 16, 2017

She'd make a good Congresswoman

Rodriguez Aguilera is a candidate for Congress. She wants to replace Florida Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. Some of her claims may be accepted by members of our current Congress: 

  • She has communicated with extraterrestrials since she was seven years-old.
  • She has been brought aboard a space ship and had conversations with aliens who let her in on key secrets about their visits to Earth. 

The aliens told her:

  • There is a cave in the island of Malta that contains 30,000 skulls that are “different from humans”.
  • The world’s “energy center” is located somewhere in Africa.
  • The limestone Coral Castle tourist attraction in Florida is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.

2 comments:

sdevito said...

But... she has NOT, to this day, met Santa Claus. FakeNews.
I will continue to look for a more reliable candidate.

R J Adams said...

She should fit in well. Another one living in cloud-cuckoo-land.