A failed bank robbery

Two raccoons broke into a California bank this week. They did so when the bank was closed. They climbed an outside tree to the roof of the bank and managed to crawl through the air ducts before falling through the ceiling tiles. They were discovered by a man who had been using the ATM machine outside of a Chase Bank after business hours.

The raccoons broke several ceiling tiles, and knocked papers around and even a computer over. “Thankfully the raccoons were not injured during their morning escapade, and to our knowledge, they didn’t abscond with any money,” said the bank manager. However, the raccoons had eaten a tin of almond cookies from the employee break room.