Monday, June 28, 2010

These can't be real

Ads from the  NY Review Personals:


FRISKY COUGAR, 84, seeks dude, 72 to 76, share walks from parking lots to doctors’ offices. Must like detailed descriptions of illnesses; enjoy matinee “naps”; daytime driving essential; relishes grandchildren’s pictures. Limited flatulence, clacking teeth ok. Don’t anticipate LTRNYR Box 54260.
PORTLYHANDSOME MAN, 81 summers, some hair and teeth, ample supply blue pills; seeking 90+ foxy cougar, to snuggle under afghan, swap podiatry, colonoscopy, and dental stories; knowing “Hut-sut rawlson” and “Mairzy 
Doats” a plus. Large type for response. NYR Box 54262.


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