May was not a good month for me

I made a lot of stupid - but, fortunately, minor - errors in May. My worst was booking a room at Motel 6 in Portland, Maine. Problem 1: the door would not open unless kicked. There were black spots in the bath tub. The only chair was a desk chair, but the desk lacked paper and a writing implement. There was no information about the Portland area. The sink had insufficient space to hold even a toothbrush. There was no hot water and that which came out was in bursts. But there were no bed bugs that could be seen.

Following my mother's advice, I offered it up for the poor souls in purgatory