God Loves Baseball

Or at least some of our major league teams. The leaders of the Colorado Rockies attribute their success - which appears to be only in their eyes - to God's will. The Atlanta Braves and the Arizona Diamondbacks hold Faith Days, to which they hope the Christian faithful will come.

"At one of the Faith Days in Atlanta, the team will sell special vouchers. After the game, the stands will be cleared and then only those with the specially purchased vouchers will be re-admitted. Those lucky chosen "will be treated to an hour and a half of Christian music and a testimonial from the ace pitcher John Smoltz." Smoltz is the player who in 2004 opined on gay marriage to the Associated Press, saying, "What's next? Marrying an animal?" Good times for the whole family."

What madness has seized these idiots?