Don't worry

The Invincible America Assembly has everything under control. Within one year the Dow will be over 17,000, there will be fewer hurricanes and we will be buddy-buddy with North Korea. The Assembly attributes all these wonders to their twice daily meditations. There are 1800 meditators today. When their number reaches 2500, the number of major crimes will drop sharply and most of our social and political woes will be gone. Reach 8000 and there will be world peace. Let's sign up today.