Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Second Coming

Jesus has returned to earth. Sergei Torop realized his divine nature in 1990. Now he has a following of 5,000. Can the last days be far away?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely it would only take a little miracle to get rid of the bugs and mosquitoes?

Has anyone told Pat Robertson yet?

Flimsy Sanity said...

Damn - I wish women could head up some religion, that would be a great life. Of course there was Mary Baker Eddy. Andrei Codrescu wrote a piece about how a phone connected to her grave is manned 24 hours a day waiting for her to call - said it was good work if you could get it.

Al DeVito said...

Mary Baker Eddy is buried in Mt. Auburn Cemetery in Cambridge, MA, where I grew up. The story of the phone being manned is an old one. I think it was true in the early days after her death, but I don't think it lasted too long.

By the way, her tomb is a wonderful piece of architecture in what is one of the most beautiful cemeteries in the Northeast.,