He has to see the birth certificate...

or he won't go to Afghanistan. That's the word of Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin. Of course, he's talking about the birth certificate of Barrack Obama. Lakin reasons that if Obama is not eligible to be president as he is not native-born, then Lakin does not have to obey him.

You have to wonder about a system that certifies Lakin as a doctor and a colonel. One assumes that people certified as such are reasonably sane.