Friday, July 18, 2008

Turkey Attack

Here is part of the Turkey Attack Force (TAF). A couple of weeks ago one of their number died in combat. He was shot by the police in Chilmark here on the Vineyard as he would not be deterred from attacking a policeman who had been called by civilians who were under attack. Most thought that it was just one bad turkey, but they were wrong.

The existence of the TAF was revealed at a meeting of the Chilmark Selectmen. Many residents testified about being attacked by a band of female turkeys led by one or two males. They wanted the Selectmen to nominate someone to manage the turkeys. But, Chilmark being a liberal town, the Selectmen simply took note of the complaints.

The TAF is not without supporters. Angered at the shooting of the turkey, a seasonal resident of Chilmark attacked the policeman who fired the shot. The resident was subdued and arrested.

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