Wednesday, September 21, 2005

What's with the emphasis on sex?

AID has made abstinence a requirement in distributing AIDS funds to foreign government.

Congress has approved $200,000,000 for an abstinence program here.

Now, we learn that it has passed a law directing the FBI to devote ten agents to the task of finding and rooting out adult pornography, which, obviously, is why we ungodly souls will be damned to hell and may even bring the country with us.

Let me see. Ten agents earning at least $100,000 in salary and benefits each equals another $1,000,000. Chump change, I know. But, hey, that's a small cost to pay for saving souls.

Of course, we could always turn the job over to Pat Robertson.

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